Walter Ross: In most cases, officers get tactical partners. Langley sets me up with some sort of scrabble hustler.
Lisa Morales: Scrabble Yoda, OK? Get it right.
Colonel A.J. Bullard: We have a right to fight for our country. The same as every other American.
Pirate Captain: Avast! I'm a pirate captain, and I'm here for your gold!
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [His arm falls off.] See?
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?