Best horror movie quotes of 2009

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.
Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.

Jake: She's here.

Sheriff Brackett: I think I'm gonna get me one of those sticky buns.
Annie: Seriously? 500 calories of sugar and shit!
Sheriff Brackett: I know. I know.

Paige: You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?

Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.

Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.

The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

Banksy: It could be worse.
Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy: Uh.
Neil: How could this get any worse?

Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Emily Jenkins: You know, none of this should have happened. If I could make it go away, I would.
Lillith Sullivan: You did.

Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.

Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.

Federico Fulce: I just had the most painful piss of my life.

Driver: Are you all right?
Jess: Who are you?
Driver: I'm just a driver... No point trying to save the boy, there's nothing anyone can do to bring him back. So... Can I give you a ride?
Jess: Yes. Take me to the harbor.

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Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.

Payton: Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.
Bower: Are you fucking kidding me?
Payton: Ya I'm kidding you.