Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.
Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.
Hippolyta: You were given a life of peace and beauty.
Persephone: And denied one of families and children. Yes, Hippolyta, the Amazons are warriors... but we... are women... too.
Tango: I'm a cop, B.
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Viraj Shergill: During surgery, I want to go back to Punjab, Take me to Punjab, I want my mother, I want my lawyer, he works in a laundry.
Viraj Shergill: About to be operated on, Are you making a hole to dubai.
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.
Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.
Michael McCrea: You off the drink?
Jim McCrea: Just have a yen for some java, man.
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Shawn MacArthur: Where are we going?
Harvey Boarden: You're in a $100,000 dollar Mercedes. Thats where were going.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Bobby: We just saved about a billion lives there.
Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.