Lex Luthor: You can't touch me. We're on American soil now. And I am the president.
Superman: Consider yourself impeached.
Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.
Tango: I'm a cop, B.
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.
Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.
Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Mata Nui: Before this day, I've never needed help from anyone or anything. Thank you. I spared your life and you saved mine. Shall we call it even, and go our separate ways?
Michael McCrea: You off the drink?
Jim McCrea: Just have a yen for some java, man.
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.
Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Bobby: We just saved about a billion lives there.
Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!
Viraj Shergill: During surgery, I want to go back to Punjab, Take me to Punjab, I want my mother, I want my lawyer, he works in a laundry.
Viraj Shergill: About to be operated on, Are you making a hole to dubai.