Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.
Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.
Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.
Hippolyta: You were given a life of peace and beauty.
Persephone: And denied one of families and children. Yes, Hippolyta, the Amazons are warriors... but we... are women... too.
Tango: I'm a cop, B.
Female Counsel: Agent Greer, we're not doctors.
Tom Greer: Honey, I don't know what you are. I mean, for all I know, you could be some big, fat dude sitting in his stim chair with his dick hanging out.
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Edward Dalton: Yeah well, life is a bitch ain't it? Then you don't die.
Mata Nui: Before this day, I've never needed help from anyone or anything. Thank you. I spared your life and you saved mine. Shall we call it even, and go our separate ways?
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Shawn MacArthur: Where are we going?
Harvey Boarden: You're in a $100,000 dollar Mercedes. Thats where were going.
Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.
John Connor: I knew it. I knew it was coming. But this is not the future my mother warned me about. And in this future, I don't know if we can win this war. This is John Connor.
