Hippolyta: You were given a life of peace and beauty.
Persephone: And denied one of families and children. Yes, Hippolyta, the Amazons are warriors... but we... are women... too.
Tango: I'm a cop, B.
Lex Luthor: You can't touch me. We're on American soil now. And I am the president.
Superman: Consider yourself impeached.
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.
Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.
Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.
Viraj Shergill: During surgery, I want to go back to Punjab, Take me to Punjab, I want my mother, I want my lawyer, he works in a laundry.
Viraj Shergill: About to be operated on, Are you making a hole to dubai.
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Clamper: You're illegally parked.
Orlando: Take it fucking off.
Clamper: Once it's on, man, it doesn't come off, unless you pay the fine. Then, if we've time.
Lar - clamper 2: ...which we may well not.
Clamper: Correct. May be a delay even after you pay. A day, man, could be as much as two. Do you get it?
Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.
Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.
Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.
Bobby: We just saved about a billion lives there.
Mata Nui: Before this day, I've never needed help from anyone or anything. Thank you. I spared your life and you saved mine. Shall we call it even, and go our separate ways?