Mike Manadoro: I work in the typical car service crew. Evenly split between the retired, and the retarded.
Sarah Bowman: You don't have to worry. Nothing happens in this town anyway.
Bud Crain: Yeah, it seems like a real shit hole. Where are we going anyway?
Sarah Bowman: My house.
Bud Crain: Oh, so you're from here?
Sarah Bowman: Born and raised.
Bud Crain: Well, it's kind of a charming shit hole.
Bobbi Prescott: We were pretty sure we didn't get the job.
Officer Degrasso: Wait wait wait wait wait, you mean they didn't hire you on the spot?
Bobbi Prescott: Oh no, we weren't interviewing to be cops.
R.I.P.L.E.Y.: A strange game. The only way to win is not to play,.
Edgar Frog: Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO.
Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.
Leann Cole: That's not my ringtone.
Kristen: James, we need a gun. Does your dad have a gun?
James Hoyt: Kristen, I'm looking! There was one here when I was a kid. He always hid it.