The Extract Obliteration - S6-E6
Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I love brain teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener.
Hank Moody: You're so beautiful you're almost ugly.
Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster - S1-E3
Mung: We need more spice!
Truffles: Well, I'm glad one of us finally acknowledged it.
Jeff Bingham: Don't play dumb with me. It's a game you can't win.
Olive Snook: Yesterday, a farrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson Cod: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive Snook: Not a furrier, a farrier. Heir.
Emerson Cod: Fair-rier?
Olive Snook: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson Cod: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.
Sarah Walker: Come any closer, I shoot.
John Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?.. They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the balls... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? nooo! nooo! Does not compute! Does not compute. (00:08:25)
Michael Westen: You say tomato, I say pimp.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.
Chris Miles: Last night man, cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choir girls, colourful costumes, fellatio... rabbits.
Dr. Naomi Bennett: I wish I was a little bit more like you.
Dr. Addison Montgomery: What an adulterous bitch who forgot to have kids?
Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?
Sophie: How about something greasy and salty?
Victor Baxter: Green and leafy?
Sophie: Brown and crispy?
Victor Baxter: How about something.
Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.
Dave: Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.