Chloe: Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation please.
Joe Strombel: You have to get the story first, but first you have to get the story right.
Edward Malus: Oh, my God... Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD.
Carmen: The captain has been so good to us... Please, Ofelia, call him father. It's just a word, Ofelia, just a word.
Ryuuk: You know, Light... you're more of a Shinigami than any Shinigami I ever met.
David Carver: Don't hurt her.
Collie Entragian: Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you.
Miyuki: They say it is one of the most haunted houses in all of Japan.
Vanessa: Yeah, and that anyone who enters gets the curse.
Bruno: I owe this guy from 3 years ago. I took my kid to the hospital, all bruised up. Fuckers thought I'd beat up on him. This guy tells the cops it wasn't me, my kid's a haemophiliac. As long as he needs us, we're there, okay?
Ryuuk: Who the hell told you you could lean on me?
Madeleine Linscott: Get the picture?
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: Technicolor.
Lena Brandt: An affair has more rules than a marriage.