Best crime movie quotes of 2006

Ryuuk: Who the hell told you you could lean on me?

Diane: Did you have fun tonight honey?
Mini: What? My first night turning tricks? Could have been better.
Diane: That's nice.

Irene: Don't say that, Raimunda, or I'll start crying. And ghosts don't cry.

Malcolm Moore: You know you're an idiot, right?
Sean Porter: I'm making progress. I used to be an asshole.

Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.

Bob Jyono: I made up my mind. There is no God. I do not believe in a God, all right? All these rules, everything... they're made up by man, you know?

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

Chief Jesse Stone: He probably wouldn't be the town hero if he were ugly.
Lilly Summers: Well that's cynical.
Chief Jesse Stone: I prefer observant.
Lilly Summers: And being observant would make you cynical, wouldn't it?
Chief Jesse Stone: You seem observant.
Lilly Summers: I try.
Chief Jesse Stone: But you don't seem cynical.
Lilly Summers: Well, I'm in the hope business.

Flask: Well, you know how that old saying goes, 'What goes around, comes around'.
Rooster: What do you know? You just a stupid-ass flask anyway.
Flask: Stupid? You're the one talking to a flask.
Rooster: I gotta stop drinkin' this shit.

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And that doesn't seem odd to you?

Light Yagami: The law has its limits.
Shiori Kashino: Everything has limits.

Jesse Stone: If you come near this woman again, if anything happens to her, or her kids, no matter what, no matter whose fault it is, I will kick you around this town until you look like roadkill. And if you're annoying, like you were today, I just might shoot you.

Jack Stanfield: Change of plans, asshole: You get the money when I get my family.

Madeleine Linscott: Get the picture?
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: Technicolor.

Eddie Bunker: Everyday is someone's birthday.

Giuseppe Baldini: Because it's a legend, you numbskull.

Miles Darby: Look I can play it all right? I just prefer playing with myself.
Tyler Gage: Whoa, what?
Lucy Avila: He makes it too easy.
Miles Darby: No, not playing with myself. Just listen.

Louis Simo: Lady, I can nail you with this.
Leonore Lemmon: D'Artagnan, you couldn't nail me with roses and a trip to Vegas.

Jenny Johnson: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Matt Saunders: You didn't just go to the bathroom?
Jenny Johnson: Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

William Montrose: Cincinnat's next move is T.B.D.
Secret Service Agent: What's the "B" stand for?
William Montrose: Brass ones. Which you don't have.