
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.

Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: Are you going to kill Flicka?
Rob McLaughlin: I'm just going to have a look at her, baby.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's okay, Daddy. You can shoot us.

Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?

Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.

Charlie Goldfinch: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am not going to community college.

Light Yagami: The law has its limits.
Shiori Kashino: Everything has limits.

Christie Allen: Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.
Tina Armstrong: Jeez, bunch of pervs.

Judson: Now, lemme show you something. How would you like to see an authentic Sioux Indian arrowhead?
Flynn Carsen: Really? You actually found one?
Judson: Yeah.
Flynn Carsen: Oh, yeah! Where did you find it?
Judson: EBay.

Walter Nichols: We're going on a ship, and ships don't sink.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: What about the Titanic?
Walter Nichols: That was just a movie.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Yeah, based on a true story.
Walter Nichols: Really?