Grandpa: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: Are you going to kill Flicka?
Rob McLaughlin: I'm just going to have a look at her, baby.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's okay, Daddy. You can shoot us.
Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker."
Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.
Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?
Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.
Kee: Dylan. I'll call my baby Dylan. It's a girl's name, too.
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Jack Starbright: Is it just me or are those bankers weird?
Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.
Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.
Reed Cassidy: Some day it'll just end. Everyone will go home, get on with their lives. Tall grass will cover the battlefields. And all the pilots we've lost won't mean a damn thing.
Arnold 'Arnie' Milan: You got bad credit, but, uh, you got great character.
Squad Leader: You're gonna be Spook's wingman. You think you can handle that?
Dieter: I could not ask for a better man, sir. But, please, could I ask you a question?
Squad Leader: Go ahead.
Dieter: You know, Spook is such a goddamn daredevil, could you please order him not to try too hard to die for his country, but rather to let the son-of-a-bitch on the other side die for his instead?
Charlie Goldfinch: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am not going to community college.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
Christie Allen: Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.
Tina Armstrong: Jeez, bunch of pervs.