Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh.
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah.
Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: Are you going to kill Flicka?
Rob McLaughlin: I'm just going to have a look at her, baby.
Katherine "Katie" McLoughlin: It's okay, Daddy. You can shoot us.
Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?
Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.
Kee: Dylan. I'll call my baby Dylan. It's a girl's name, too.
Charlie Goldfinch: Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am not going to community college.
Light Yagami: The law has its limits.
Shiori Kashino: Everything has limits.
Christie Allen: Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.
Tina Armstrong: Jeez, bunch of pervs.
Captain Gantu: I could ride in the backety-back.
Hulk: This is my fight! Stay out of it.
Rem: Yagami Light, you will manage to kill a Shinigami. In fact, you are the Devil.
Walter Nichols: We're going on a ship, and ships don't sink.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: What about the Titanic?
Walter Nichols: That was just a movie.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Yeah, based on a true story.
Walter Nichols: Really?
Judson: Now, lemme show you something. How would you like to see an authentic Sioux Indian arrowhead?
Flynn Carsen: Really? You actually found one?
Judson: Yeah.
Flynn Carsen: Oh, yeah! Where did you find it?
Judson: EBay.