
Major Motoko Kusanagi: We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood. Blessed are those with a voice. If the dolls also had voices, they would have screamed, "I didn't want to become human."

Derrick: Smartcouch. It's nanotech. It's a fantastic piece of furniture, Simon. And it cleans itself.

Capt. Abraham Van Helsing: He's after Aurora, he wants to kill her.
Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood: But I believe he said he wants to tittie fuck her first.

Piper: Ever see a 50-foot shark?
Thomas Mackelway: I'm sorry?
Piper: A 50-foot shark. You ever seen one?
Thomas Mackelway: No.
Piper: Doesn't mean there aren't any.

Wasach: So I'm not here in an official capacity, and we won't be taking care of this in an official capacity.
Dean: What are you gonna do?
Wasach: You and I are taking care of this in an unofficial capacity.