Best crime movie quotes of 2004

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Taking Lives picture

Paquette: What kind of gun did he have?
Costa: He had the kind that leaves really big holes in people.

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The Whole Ten Yards picture

Oz: What, no Jewish prayer before we have our ham and cheese?
Jimmy: You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? Do unto others before you turn into a pillar of salt.
Jill: Exactly. Unless they're a rat. Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
Oz: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy: That's right. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz.

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Piper: Ever see a 50-foot shark?
Thomas Mackelway: I'm sorry?
Piper: A 50-foot shark. You ever seen one?
Thomas Mackelway: No.
Piper: Doesn't mean there aren't any.

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Reda: You still never told me.
Commissaire Niemans: What?
Reda: The name of your dog.
Commissaire Niemans: I found an interesting name, a dangerous dog's name.
Reda: For a Yorkshire?
Commissaire Niemans: Yes, I called him... Reda.

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Torque picture

Agent McPherson: I gave Ford a chance to tell the truth six months ago, he ran. I gave him another chance last night, he ran again. Innocent men, Henderson, don't run.

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The Ladykillers picture

Gawain MacSam: Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on? It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on. Listen up, jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno, the thang still worked, it looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka. It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick.

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Connie and Carla picture

Carla: Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got.

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Millions picture

Damian Cunningham: I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?

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The Big Bounce picture

Jack Ryan: Have a little faith in people. Not God, cause he's just an imaginary friend for grown ups.
Frank Pizzarro: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Jack Ryan: I don't know.

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Cellular picture

Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.

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Maria Full of Grace picture

Javier: Well then... We're going to give you several rolls of film. We'll send you to New York... Actually to New Jersey - a small town next to New York. Once you go through Customs you'll be met by our people. They will take you to a safe place. We'll develop the rolls. And in five, six days you'll be back here with all your money taking care of your problems.

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Samuel Bicke: Slavery never really ended in this country. It just gave it another name... Em-plo-yee.

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The Edukators picture

Note on Wall: Every heart is a revolutionary cell.

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Catch That Kid picture

Tom: So, let's step on the gas and kick some... butt.

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