Jeff: I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it.
Christopher Titus: Cain slew Abel... oh, happy, happy Cain.
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else.
Opening theme song: Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck.
Bernard: I can feel pieces of my brain falling away like a wet cake.
Greg Warner: Where's Sammy?
Kim Warner: Up in the room with Dominic and Logan.
Greg Warner: Really?
Kim Warner: They asked for three sheets and shut the door. Either they're playing ghosts, building a fort or having a clan meeting.
InuYasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.
Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
Steven Harper: Whenever you don't know what to do, choose the hardest thing, because nine times out of ten, that's the right thing to do.
Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over.