Banner in the back of Stanley's van: I'm the guy your mother warned you about.
Claire Spencer: Norman, this isn't about you! Something is happening to me. And it's... it's not to get even, and it's not some warped bid for attention. Something is happening in our house, whether you like it or not.
Teacher Kitano: So today's lesson is, you kill each other off till there's only one left. Nothing's against the rules.
Berdine: They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?
Marvel Ann: I intend to unpack mine.
Reverend Grissom: The devil's greatest achievement is that people don't believe he exists. Nowadays, the concept of evil is politically incorrect.