Fergus: Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
Shannon Christie: Pretend you love me.
Joseph Donnelly: I pretend I love you.
Shannon Christie: I pretend I love you, too.
Hampton Pig: Speak to me, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: Auntie Em, is that you?
Ricky Roma: You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.
Officer Pete Davis: Arrest you? I could kill you.
Jean-Baptiste: At age ten one doesn't know the world needs to be changed.
Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
Rita Boyle: Peter, you're doing it again. You take a perfect situation and you pee all over it.
Leslie Zevo: Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.
Tracy Cross: You think I like taking my clothes off in front of all those people? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Chris Cross: Then stop!
Tracy Cross: Honey... sometimes in life you gotta' do things that aren't so good... to get what is good. (00:50:15)
Griffin Mill: Let's go to Acapulco.
June: Is that the thing to do?
Griffin Mill: It's a thing to do.
Buddy Young, Jr.: I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one.
Stan: Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.
Linda Voss: It surprised no-one that Ed was too stubborn to die.
Older Mike: History is all in the mind of the teller. Truth is all in the telling.