Parole Board Official: The parole board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
Parole Board Official: I did! With your wife's pubic hair.
Chains: This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.
Tong Po: You're the weakest of all the Sloans.
George Kuffs: I got women to do, places to see.
Det. Gino Felino: Whose hot dog is this, eh?
Wong Fei Hung: Why so many swords and daggers on the table?