Stevie: And when she turned it on it shot that metal thing right up into her face, shot it up just like a gun. Isn't that bad? It shot it up right through her eyeball.
Richard Walker: This is an emergency. Do you understand?
U.S. Security Officer: Yes sir, I do.
Richard Walker: You understand but you don't give a damn? Is that it?
Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: You open your mouth one more time, and I'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll be talking out of your armpit.
Viktor Rostavili: We both have our codes, Vanya. Yours, one of the State. Mine, one of thieves.
The Tall Man: You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us.
Harry Washello: I was just wondering if you know if anyone here had a son named Chip.
Stewardess: I had an uncle named Chett.
Sydney Fuller: I just wanted to spend the night with you, not Eternity.
Bar Patron: Are you sure I can't give you a lift?
Cassie Phillips: I'd rather face the muggers.
Charley Brewster: It was a performance.
Peter Vincent: She cast no reflection.
Pop: That judge in the orange skirt... Make yer pee pee harder than a ten pound bag a' nickel jawbreakers, you know what I mean?
Kiyoko: The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves.
Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?
Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.
Vermeer: UGH.
Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.
Freddy Krueger: Sayonara, Rick-san.
Brian Flagg: In the meantime, we're your prisoners?
Dr. Meddows: Not at all, you're my patients.