Best comedy TV quotes of 1987

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The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14

Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!

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Steph: Oh no, it's Kimmy Gibbleburger.

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Ben Cheviot: Override Censor? Good God, Murray! I'm the Chairman, not the Creator.

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