Best crime movie quotes of 1986

Matt: The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. motherfucker. food eater.

Marion Cobretti: You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I have my gator?

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath: Why'd you do it, Babe? Why'd you put your head in the oven?
Rebeca 'Babe': I don't know... I'm having a bad day.

Mark Kaminsky: Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.

Arabella McGee: You're welcome, dildo-nose.

Maggie Cavanaugh: Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.

Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?

Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.

Ted Bundy: You're just grasping at straws. Just straws, Jerry.
Jerry Thompson: What kind of game are you playing?
Ted Bundy: You keep at it. Maybe if you find enough straws you can put the broom together.

Jack Casey: Sometimes things don't happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.

Ken Kessler: I mean, what the hell's the point of being a decent person when no-one is? Let's be assholes and get rich.

Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.
Eddie South: "Eddie"'s fine.
Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.

Lipton: I've really admired your stuff since 'Vermin From Venus.'.
Rollie Tyler: You saw that?
Lipton: Yeah.
Andy: That's the one that got him deported from Australia.

Jill: You got a name?
Brad Whitewood Jr.: Brad?
Jill: You don't sound so sure.

Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral.
Archie Long: You ain't invited.

Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?
John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.

Will Graham: I thought you might be curious to see if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
Hannibal Lecktor: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than me, since it was you who caught me.
Will Graham: No. I know that I'm not smarter than you.
Hannibal Lecktor: Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham: You had disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecktor: What disadvantages?
Will Graham: You're insane.

Motel philosopher: Remember, no matter what, it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion.

Sandy: I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
Jeffrey: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.