Janet Majors: I need some young blood, I need some young blood. I need it now.
Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.
Empress Nympho: Bob?
Bob: Yes, Your Highness?
Empress Nympho: Oh, Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa.
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa.
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd.