Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.
General Zod: I win. I always win. Is there no-one on this planet to even challenge me?
Crow, Elf: We have sat waiting like this many times before. Sometimes I tire... of the fighting and killing. At night, I can hear the call of my race. They wait for me. When I join them, we will be forgotten.
Elizabeth Solley: Listen, I never hitchhiked before. I just really want to be careful. Can I ask you something?
Nick Castle: Sure.
Elizabeth Solley: Are you weird?
Nick Castle: Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.
Elizabeth Solley: You are weird. Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting.
D.J.: Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight. Can't you read the numbers?
Paco: Sure I can read the numbers. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.
Frodo Baggins: Oh Sam, what have I said, what have I done?
Willy Dunlop: I'm standing... on top of the world.
Kobras: I always perfer to strike first.
Danny McGuire: Malone and McGuire, sounds like a Vaudeville act.