Cyrus: Can you dig it?!
[The staff of MI6 are watching a large screen that shows Bond and Dr. Goodhead making love in space.]
Minister: My god, what's Bond doing!?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
Grease Rat: Like the sign says, "speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"
Prison Guard: Your painting privileges have been removed.
Doc: Why?
Prison Guard: I don't know.
Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.
Jack the Ripper: My mother was rather an atrocious woman in her way, but her many failings did not include raising mentally deficient sons.
Straker: Oh, you're the writer. On vacation or vocation?
Dr. Robert Verne: Inorganic methylmercury, known as PMT, used as a desliming agent that collects algae and prevents it from forming on preprocessed timber. Its widespread use discontinued in 1956 when evidence of its fatal effects... were seen in the deaths of 100,000 people in Minamata, Japan.
Capt. Joe Patroni: Gee, I remember this Eurasian gal. She had these great big blue eyes. They called her the tarantula. You ever run into her?
Capt. Paul Metrand: No, I don't think so.
Capt. Joe Patroni: You'd remember if you did. She was a real ball breaker.
Kathy Lutz: I just wish that... all those people hadn't died here. I mean... ugh! A guy kills his whole family. Doesn't that bother you?
George: Well, sure, but... houses don't have memories.
Captain Mike Turner: In times of real trouble, the one thing man can depend on is the sympathy of the bank.
Jack Godell: I know the vibration was not normal.
Tatiana Donskaya: One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway.