
Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Rocky Balboa: I just got one thing to say... to my wife at home: Yo, Adrian! I DID IT.

[The staff of MI6 are watching a large screen that shows Bond and Dr. Goodhead making love in space.]
Minister: My god, what's Bond doing!?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

Prison Guard: Your painting privileges have been removed.
Doc: Why?
Prison Guard: I don't know.

Captain Dan Holland: It's only dinner.
V.I.N.CENT: Said the spider to the fly.

Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

Daisuke Jigen: Which are we helping?
Lupin III: The girl.
Daisuke Jigen: Typical.

Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
Margaret Sellinger: Well, they do look best with formal wear.

Captain Mike Turner: In times of real trouble, the one thing man can depend on is the sympathy of the bank.

Yin Chu: Golden Arm is as good as they say. With just his bare arms, he beat all of us. And if he had weapons.
Iron Feet Yang Hu Yun: Golden Arm never uses weapons. He claims he doesn't need them, and that using his bare arms is best. And, he's probably right.