Lou Grant: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.
Ted Baxter: Cue cards, Lou. I don't know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.
Murray Slaughter: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.
Earthanasia AKA The End of the World Show - S7-E6
Bill: Christmases come, Christmases go. They're all the ruddy same - no one ever remembers them.
Firefly, Light My Fire - S1-E1
Sparky: I can't fly.
Harmony: But you're a firefly, fire...fly.
Sparky: I tried it once, scared me to death.
Col. Alex Freeman: I don't like this. This cloud gives about as much cover as a G-string on a belly dancer.
Danny: I guess every family has to have a black sheep. I always thought ours was Keith.
Ted Baxter: Folks, I've just received a special news bulletin: You have something on your front tooth.
Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.
Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.