Mulholland: We're doing murder, your grace.
Duke of Wellington: I hope to God... that I've fought my last battle.
President Bradshaw: Sir, you are before a court of law.
Charles I: I see I am before a power.
Ebenezer Scrooge: How shall I ever understand this world? There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty, and yet, there is nothing it condemns with such severity as the pursuit of wealth.
Younger Bear: I have a wife. And four horses.
Jack Crabb: I have a horse... and four wives.
Patton: Look at that, gentlemen. Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.
Bobby: What are you doing screwing around with all this crap?
Catherine: I do not find your language very charming.
Bobby: It isn't. It's direct.
Catherine: I'd like you to leave so that I can take a bath. Is that direct?
Detective James McParlan: Dougherty, then? You've time enough for that. He's not hanged yet.
Jack Kehoe: You're a cool one.
Detective James McParlan: That's the difference between us, Jack.
Jack Kehoe: I have no coolness in me at all.
Phyllis Waterbury: Apple pie for breakfast - we can't be poor after all.
Count Yorga: Doctor Hayes, what an unexpected surprise.
Dr. James Hayes: Yes, so much so that I almost had a massive coronory.
Jennifer Cavalieri: You look stupid and rich.
Oliver Barrett IV: Well, what if I'm smart and poor?
Jennifer Cavalieri: I'm smart and poor.
Oliver Barrett IV: Well what makes you so smart?
Jennifer Cavalieri: I wouldn't go out for coffee with you that's what.
Oliver Barrett IV: Well what if I wasn't even gonna ask you to go out for coffee with me?
Jennifer Cavalieri: Well that's what makes you stupid.
Professor T. Eliot Stokes: Julia! You're in love with him! Well, I pity you.
Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: My grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee Indian.
Lili Smith: How exciting.
Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: It was for my granddaddy.
Henry Miller: Could you loan me five francs to take a taxi to St. Lazare? Now, you know Mona. If I'm not there to meet the boat train, she's liable to turn right around and go back.
Jimmy Price: What's going on back there?
Black Deputy: Police brutality.
Il Dottore - Former head of homicide squad: The people are minor and, therefore, we have no choice but to repress: The repression is our vaccine.
Gus Demetri: Don't believe truth. Archie, just don't believe truth.
Michael 'Mike': I love her.
Cinema Owner: You perverted little monster.