Hogan: Sister if you wanna bless em you bless em dry.
Dr. Jones: Mr, UH?
Cord McNally: Doesn't matter.
Dr. Jones: Well, Mr Doesn't matter we ought to give them one last good yell, they usually yell a lot when I give them a shot of this.
Cord McNally: YOW! That's the real stuff.
Dr. Jones: Well, if you had been a good enough actor I wouldn't have used it.
Cord McNally: Cord McNally.
Thomas O'Malley: Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby.
Younger Bear: I have a wife. And four horses.
Jack Crabb: I have a horse... and four wives.
John Morgan: It just occurred to me... I've traveled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird.
Leda: Fresh oysters from our lake.
Bill Boosey: Oysters? They're no good.
Leda: They are known to be highly beneficial.
Bill Boosey: Rubbish. I had a dozen last night and only five of them worked.
Holmes: From the sound of your footsteps, I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood.