Zeus: If I had to punish every blasphemy, I would have no followers.
Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy.
Phileas Fogg III: Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast?
Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.
Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.
Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?
Clayboy Spencer: Well, you've grown.
Claris Coleman: 34-22-34.
Clayboy Spencer: What's that stand for?
Claris Coleman: What you're gawking at.
Merlin: There! You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.