Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber.
Johnny Cabot: I like a messy bed.
Kit Tilden: It's strange - I feel I know better than any man I've ever known, but I hardly know you at all.
Father Matthew Doonan: I'll bet you were a sweet little altar boy.
Harry: Weren't we all?
Wilma Dean: Didn't you ever feel that way about Dad?
Mrs. Loomis: Your father never laid a hand on me until we were married. Then I... I just gave in because a wife has to. A woman doesn't enjoy those things the way a man does. She just lets her husband come near her in order to have children.
Don Nicholas Medina: Do you know where you are, Bartolome? I'll tell you where you are. You are about to enter Hell, Bartolome, hell... The netherworld.The infernal region, The Abode of the Damned... The place of torment. Pandemonium. Abbadon. Tophet. Gehenna. Naraka. THE PIT... And the pendulum.