Marni Fliss: If you have baggage, I want to know about it.
Nate Solomon: If? Have you MET me?
Dale Cooper: Harry, is that bag smiling?
Comtessa Raffaella Pecci Scialoia: I'm so scared of death... It's always so... unexpected.
Kim: You came looking for me the other night. After I did what I did you still came and took me to the hospital.
Saint: I never said I was smart.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
King Henry viii: You think you know a story, but you only know how it ends. To get to the heart of the story, you have to go back to the beginning.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
InuYasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.
Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2: How dare you? I have far more right to be at Jabot than you do. I put up thirty-five million dollars to get into this company! You slept your way in.
Jill Foster Abbott #4: You slept your way into the thirty-five million.
Angela: It had become the focus of everything. It was all I could feel, all I could think about. It blotted out of the rest of my face, the rest of my life. Like the zit had become... the truth about me.
Bizarros in a Bizarro World - S2-E10
Bizarro Superman: I am your father. You do what I tell you to do, you understand?
Bizarro Jonathan: Oh, so now you want to be my dad now that I have powers. Where were you before?
Bizarro Superman: Don't you take that tone with me. You know exactly where I was.
Bizarro Johnathan: Actually, yeah, yeah, I do. Uh, selling your shoe line and hosting the Kevins. Oh, and the trips with President Seinfeld.
Jim: Everyone, circumcise your watches.
Amber: We've gone from two insecure, screwed up teenagers to top of the world.