Comtessa Raffaella Pecci Scialoia: I'm so scared of death... It's always so... unexpected.
Grant Chambers: Martini with vodka, shaken not stirred, for our Double-O-Seven.
Waitress: Eh... What?
Bizarros in a Bizarro World - S2-E10
Bizarro Superman: I am your father. You do what I tell you to do, you understand?
Bizarro Jonathan: Oh, so now you want to be my dad now that I have powers. Where were you before?
Bizarro Superman: Don't you take that tone with me. You know exactly where I was.
Bizarro Johnathan: Actually, yeah, yeah, I do. Uh, selling your shoe line and hosting the Kevins. Oh, and the trips with President Seinfeld.
Maddie: That's your trouble, David - you think hot sex cures everything.
David: Well, it is an effective treatment for localized high blood pressure in males.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Jerry Horne: Sheriff, your 24 hours are up. I demand you to arrest my client or release him.
Sheriff Truman: Ben Horne, you are under arrest for the murder of Laura Palmer.
Ben Horne: Great move, Jer.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
Sugar: I'm not wanting someone to sit and watch movies with. I'm looking for someone to fuck.
Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2: How dare you? I have far more right to be at Jabot than you do. I put up thirty-five million dollars to get into this company! You slept your way in.
Jill Foster Abbott #4: You slept your way into the thirty-five million.
King Henry viii: I have no heir. The Tudor Dynasty, all my father's work, finished, and it's MY fault.
Helen: Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine.
Brandon Walsh: It was good to see you back at the Peach Pit tonight. I know it took a lot of courage.
Brenda Walsh: Brandon, please, I've had quite enough praise for a while.
Brandon Walsh: All right, you're a huge loser. How's that?
Brenda Walsh: Oh, much better.