Melissa Henning: I've learned that suffering doesn't destroy faith, it refines it.
Sigrit Ericksdottir: The elves went too far!
Joe: We never found out what 22's purpose was.
Jerry: Excuse me?
Joe: You know, her spark. Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking?
Jerry: We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea?
Joe: Because I have piano. It's what I was born to do. That's my spark.
Jerry: A spark isn't a soul's purpose. Oh, you mentors and your passions. Your "purposes." Your "meanings of life." So basic.
Ted: Please enjoy the first three movements of...
Both Bill and Ted: That Which Binds Us Through Time, The Chemical, Physical, and Biological Nature of Love, An Exploration of the Meaning of Meaning.
Bill: Part One.