Kelly Grayson: This is going to sound like I'm talking out my ass.
Isaac: Then please try to enunciate.
The Hostile Hospital: Part One - S2-E7
Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf: Because it's fun.
How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8
Lenny: What are you wearing?
Midge: I'm wearing my show corset.
Lenny: You have a show corset?
Midge: Yes.
Lenny: How is this different from, say, your dentist corset?
Midge: It's much more likely to suffocate me. It's also prettier.
Lenny: Yep. It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.
Howard: We're killers. That's what we do. Then we eat breakfast.
Hannah: I'm glad you're still listening. Having fun?
Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.
The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.