Best comedy TV quotes of 2015

Abra Cadaver - S2-E7

Liv: They identified a hair found in the sink drain of Meat Cute as belonging to missing astronaut Alan York. You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?
Blaine: Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

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Black Friday - S2-E10

Cheyenne: Attention shoppers, the store is now closed. Not 'bring your items to the front' closed, I meant like get the hell out.

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50% Off - S5-E2

Sticky: Fifty percent off.
Ron: Dude, that's almost half.

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Weird Knight - S1-E4

Caryn: Eric, I can not go out with this freak again. I had pancakes for dinner.
Eric: In what world is that a bad thing?

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Walter Blunt: What would I do without you, Harry?
Harry Chandler: What would I do without you, Major?

Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?

Stephen Colbert: Do you have any awards or commendations?
Barack Obama: Well, I have almost thirty honorary degrees and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Stephen Colbert: Oh, really? What was that for?
Barack Obama: To be honest, I still don't know.