Cheyenne: Attention shoppers, the store is now closed. Not 'bring your items to the front' closed, I meant like get the hell out.
Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.
Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?
Stephen Colbert: Do you have any awards or commendations?
Barack Obama: Well, I have almost thirty honorary degrees and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Stephen Colbert: Oh, really? What was that for?
Barack Obama: To be honest, I still don't know.
Weird Knight - S1-E4
Caryn: Eric, I can not go out with this freak again. I had pancakes for dinner.
Eric: In what world is that a bad thing?
Walter Blunt: What would I do without you, Harry?
Harry Chandler: What would I do without you, Major?