
Dan: Can I be honest with you? I am bad fucking news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

Sarah Palin: Did you get the numbers?
Nicolle Wallace: The what?
Sarah Palin: My approval rating in Alaska.
Nicolle Wallace: They're not in yet.
Sarah Palin: I'm trying to trust you people, but you're making it really hard for me.

Unteroffizier Josef Schwartz: Are we going home now?
Leutnant Horst Schopis: Yes, we're going home now.

Colonel A.J. Bullard: We have a right to fight for our country. The same as every other American.