Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
Alfred: Could it be an old foe in a new disguise? Perhaps Catwoman?
Bruce Wayne: No. Even Selina Kyle has more regard for human life. This is someone entirely new, Alfred. The last thing Gotham City needs is some vigilante running amok.
Alfred: As they say in the streets, I ain't touching that one.
Tug: Okay, let's see... the most interesting thing that happened to me this year... hmm... I have to... Oh! I know, I know, I know, listen to this: I'd say it was when I finally knocked down that tree that was blocking the view from my cave. Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place.
Dan Dresden: You should've stayed with Street Breed, Kurt! You could've had 5 million dollars.
Kurt: Talk is cheap, Dresden.
Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Meowth: Oh, they're stuck in a box with impending doom and no way out. That sounds like my life.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.
Erasmus: You realise true love is very rare.
Lila: Are we talking "meet the parents" rare? Everyone gets along, rare?
Erasmus: Now that's a start. But true love, well, it's when two people love each other more than they love themselves.
Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.