When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - S3-E22
Peter Griffin: You better watch who you're calling a child Lois. Because if I'm a child then you know what that makes you? A paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - S3-E11
Spongebob: Quick, Patrick. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um...more time for thinking?
My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18
Fry/Bender: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Linda La Hughes: There aint no such thing as bisexuality, it's just greediness.
Tubbs: We could kill them all.
Edward: Ha ha. Oh, Tubbs. You're good hearted.
Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.
Edd: Ed no! You're too young to drive.