1900: Winter comes, you wish it was summer. Summer comes, you live in dread of winter. That's why we never tire of travel.
Bride's father: Hey, pal. I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!
David: They're coming to see me!
Otis: They're coming to see the Temptations.
David: Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!
BBC Reporter: So you're saying you're bisexual?
Young Man: Yeah. I like boys. I like girls. They're all great. No difference, is there? - Mr. BBC.
Charles Morritz: What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?
Mari Hoff: What's up with you lots, never had a shag in a Chevy?
Bustopher Jones: When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry at the Siamese or at the Glutton.
Matko Destanov: The Bulgarians always say: "Brother, if you can't solve a problem with money... solve it with a lot of money."
Mesh-Head: If I were you, I would run.
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.
Hilary: If you think being an ordinary person is any easier than being an extraordinary one, you're wrong.