Sidney Prescott: You sicks fucks have seen too many movies!
Billy Loomis: Sid, don't blame the movies. The movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.
Seth: I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole.
Kate Reilly: Who named them graboids anyway?
Earl Bassett: A friend of ours, Walter Chang, he named them. Then they ate him.
Billy Halleck: What are you trying to do to me?
Heidi Halleck: What you wanted me to do in the back seat of your daddy's car. Prove my love to you.
Nancy: You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.
Dammers: Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble.
Charles Remington: Oh, you're right. The devil has come to Tsavo. Look at me! I am the devil.
Margo Masse: Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.
John Merchant: For God's sake.
Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?
Dr. Mittenhand: No one leaves this ship unless I so say! Say so.
Zeke: Step outside.
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
Hyena-Swine: Tell me, why you make the pain, if we are your children.
Nicole: Come on, she's not a murderer. She's an ex-nun, for Christ's sake.
Voguel: I remember them. They disappeared overnight like dial phones.
Dr. Alan Feinstone: I am an instrument of perfection and hygiene, the enemy of decay and corruption. A dentist. And I have a lot of work to do.