Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
Ug: I did it! I did it.
Dina Alexander: What?
Ug: I finally out-negotiated Dr. Kahn.
Telly: What happened?
Ug: He was going to give me one night off every month, but I talked him into giving me one night off every four weeks.
Dina Alexander: Way to play hardball, Ug.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.