Vivian: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: He liked James Brown?
Vivian: Even wore his hair like him.
Will: He had hair?
Richard Bucket: Hyacinth, do you ever wonder why Sheridan shows very little interest in girls?
Alan Decker: It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.
Victor Meldrew: I wonder what the point is of living? It doesn't seem to get you anywhere.
Blaine Edwards: This title gets the around the world and back snap.
Adam: I'm sure everyone here is fascinated to hear more pop psychiatry from number fifty-four in his class at Columbia Med.
Bertie: And if that doesn't leave me without a stain on my conscience, then I don't know what it doesn't leave me without a stain on.
Jackie Rodowsky: She's a girl! Girls are totally gross!
Mary Anne Spier: Gee, thanks!
Dawn Schaffer: And what are we, space mutants?
Jackie Rodowsky: You're... you're.
Kristy Thomas: Better make this good Jackie!
Jackie Rodowsky: You're... you're baby-sitters!
