Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.
Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.
Maddie Hayes: You are eye crust.
David Addison: The better to see you with, my dear.
Maddie Hayes: You are navel lint.
David Addison: Expensive navel lint.
Maddie Hayes: You are.
David Addison: Don't go much lower, they'll take us off the air.
Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.