Best comedy TV quotes of 1979

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The Facts of Life (1979)

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Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions.
Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

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You Can't Do That on Television (1979)

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Christine: Hey Alasdair?
Alasdair: Yeah Christine?
Christine: When you blow your nose, do you use your right or left hand?
Alasdair: Neither. I use Kleenex.

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The Dukes of Hazzard (1979)

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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle.

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