Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions.
Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.
Doug: Mom, it's not fair. You love Lisa the best.
Valerie: That's not true, Dougie, I love Alasdair the best and then Lisa, you are seventh.
Doug: But mom, there are only four kids in this family.
Valerie: Yes, Dougie, but I love the Neighbors' kids more than I love you.
Doug: But the neighbors only have two kids.
Valerie: Yes, Dougie, but I love their cat more than I love you.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle.