Esther Hoffman: You can trash your life but you're not going to trash mine.
George Caldwell: I've never milked a cow before.
Rita: Cut the gas, Steve, you're a grown man. I'm sure you've had some similar experience.
Francis: Logan... you renewed.
Jack Prescott: Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! you heard them chant that! He exists. You saw the wall, right? Now who the hell do you think they're planning to give that girl to?
Fred Wilson: It's some nutty religion. A priest gets dressed up like an ape and gets laid.
Fairy Godmother: You're not meant to understand it. You're meant to accept it. Graciously.