Colonel Pitts: Where you from, son?
Soldier: Omaha, sir.
Colonel Pitts: By this time next year pigeons are going to be crapping on statues of you across the whole damn state of Nebraska.
Fred Wilson: I know the day, the hour you completed your toilet training.
Fairy Godmother: You're not meant to understand it. You're meant to accept it. Graciously.
Dr. Abner Perry: You cannot mesmerise me! I'm British.
Sherlock Holmes: No, Watson! The Queen wouldn't like it.