Detective: Now, I know you think you're smart, see, 'cause you got all them flashy clothes, you got that big car there, you got all them black b**ches working for you.
Dolemite: You forgot about the white ones.
Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.
Marion: A surprising number of human beings are without purpose, though it is probable that they are performing some function unknown to themselves.
Roger Marsh: Hey everybody! Lighten up! It's all over.
Dr. Watson: Holmes, how will you ever repay him?
Sherlock Holmes: By playing the violin, Watson. By playing the violin.
Frank O'Brien: What the hell are they shooting?
Deputy U.S. Marshal Nathan Pearce: When you tell an Indian things will be a certain way and then they're not, he's inclined to think maybe you crossed him.