Hooper: You know those eight guys in the fantail launch out there? Well, none of 'em are gonna make it out of the harbor alive.
Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.
The Duke: It is when I see others degraded that I rejoice knowing it is better to be me than the scum of "the people." Whenever men are equal, without that difference, happiness cannot exist. So you wouldn't aid the humble, the unhappy. In all the world no voluptuousness flatters the senses more than social privilege.
Roger Marsh: Hey everybody! Lighten up! It's all over.
Sheriff Jeff Jones: I used to take physics, but I find prunes do a better job for me.