King Arthur: I can't quite remember all that Merlyn taught me, but I do remember this. That happiness is a virtue. No one can be happy and wicked. Triumphant, perhaps, but not happy.
George Spiggott: Good evening. I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid.
Mark Wallace: If there's one thing I really despise, it's an indispensable woman.
Will Penny: That's always the way, ain't it?
Alex: What's always the way?
Will Penny: Let a man die, right away he's "good, old Claude." How was he before he bucked out?
Paul Bratter: You don't just dive into a black salad. You have to play with it first.
Buck Henry: Are you here for an affair, sir?
Sgt. Nocker: Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils?
Corktip: You mean seven veils.
Sgt. Nocker: Why bother with preliminaries?
Tillie: All hell done broke loose now.
Clyde Barrow: This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.
Dr. Dolittle: Well, it's true/We do not live in a zoo/But Man is an animal too./So why can't you, like me/Like animals?