Farmer: Every time one of these Lancasters fly over, my chickens lay premature eggs.
Lt. J.g. Douglas A. Roberts: I looked down from our bridge and saw our captain's palm tree! Our trophy for superior achievement! The Admiral John J. Finchley award for delivering more toothpaste and toilet paper than any other Navy cargo ship in the safe area of the Pacific.
Captain Thompson: Keep the line straight, Boys.