Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

Rupert: You want some coke?
Sean Bateman: Um. Sure.
Rupert: Then buy some of your own, bitch.

Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?

Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.

Barry: I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man.

Kent Woodlands: He's a true champion. Like Carl Lewis. In every way.

Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.

Devon: Oh snap! Now you can see me?

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.

Susan Orlean: Aww, I wish I were an ant. Awww, they're so shiny.
John Laroche: You're shinier than any ant darlin'.
Susan Orlean: That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.
John Laroche: Welp, I like ya', that's why.

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

Daly: What happened?
Andrew: I guess I trusted somebody before they earned it.

Lucy Wagner: All we have is now, and right now we have each other.

Esai 'Sy': You're going to get us into trouble. Again.
Ben Carpenter: Look, don't worry about it.
Esai 'Sy': Again.
Ben Carpenter: I said don't worry about it.

Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.

Steve Irwin: That was a close one.

Detective Mitch Preston: I have no interest in you, your stupid questions, or your silly show.

Rizzo the rat: Gonzo, I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
The Great Gonzo: Oh. Uh, gee, Rizzo. I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
Rizzo the rat: Did you save the receipt?

John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.

Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.