Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.
Naomi Lapaglia: Did you just cum?
Jordan Belfort: Oh yeah. I just came. Did you? Did you cum?
Naomi Lapaglia: No.
Jordan Belfort: No? OK. I'm still hard. Just give me a second.
Naomi Lapaglia: Sure.
Donnie Azoff: You have my money taped to your tits. Technically you do work for me.
Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit card?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one.
Mark Hanna: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Yeah.
Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort: Like um... Three, three or four times maybe.
Mark Hanna: All right, pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least... Twice a day.
Jordan Belfort: Wow.
Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man, and I choose rich every fucking time.
Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
Answer: His own little baby.
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