Inspektor: You have no idea who you are?
Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.
Will: O my God, I've come to say thank you for your love today. Thank you for my family and all the friends you give to me. Guard me in the dark of night, and in the morning, send your light. Amen.
Barbara Baekeland: If you're tired of Paris, you're tired of everything.
Amber: You don't get it, do you? I'm not into men.
Jonesy: Whoa... you're a lesbian? How hot is that?
Bill: They hate that I'm working at their bank. I hate that I'm working at their bank.
Kate Breck: Is there a love in your life?
Hallam Foe: She's dead. Would you like to meet her?
Kate Breck: I like creepy guys.
Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?
Mal: You lost, Stanley.
Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.
Mal: I'm truly sorry.
Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.
Silas: I gonna drop you like K-Fed.
Richard Langley: Whoever in this room who knows what goes on in the mind of the person who sleeps next to you... please, raise your hand... I know you can't, not honestly.
Pat: The Death Star would take out the Enterprise with one shot.
Jenny: The Enterprise has deflector shields.
Asian Woman: Don't bury dead. First shoot in head.
Roussin: Hold fast to the human inside of you, and you'll survive.
Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you.
Burwell: You've been a bad girl, haven't you Lindsay?
Dr. Godfrey: It's true! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
