Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?

Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me.

Justin Cobb: The only way somebody like me could get her attention is by being her kid.

Eugene: I have done some screwing in here I guess.

Cousin Bo: I wanna buzz your butt.

Dylan: Chill out guys, I've got something stashed that just might help.
Brian: Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreational activities.

Claire Colburn: I've spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem actually was.

Kim: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

Coach: Oh dear.
Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
Bozo: They're humping.
Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
Hot Wheels: Monster sex.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.

Alexandra 'Nightingale' Morgan: If we're lucky, the zombie plague will end up as a footnote in the history books. No worse than aids or bubonic plague.

Gloria Goodfellow: Petey? Petey? Walter?
Reverend Walter Goodfellow: Ah, Gloria. This is Bob and Ted from the waterboard, we're just discussing the.
Gloria Goodfellow: Walter, where's Petey?
Reverend Walter Goodfellow: Oh Lord! Mrs Calloway called about her crisis of faith. She was on the verge of losing it.
Gloria Goodfellow: I know the bloody feeling.

Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.

Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.

Laura Henderson: Are you American?
Soldier: Yes ma'am.
Laura Henderson: Oh! Americans! Strange people, lovely manners.

Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?

Sara: Is it because you just don't understand the vagina? I'd be happy to draw you a chart.

Dylan North: Yeah, somebody might actually think your cool, If they didn't know you.
William Beardsley: Ha! That's funny.

Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.