Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
Joel: Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off.
Joel: I think your name is magical.
Clementine: I wish you'd stayed.
Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do.
Clementine: Look, I'm sorry if I came off a little nutso, I'm not really.
Joel: That's okay, I really didn't think you were.
Joel: I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Joel Barish: I can't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will, you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel Barish: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.
Joel: Why would she do that to me?
Rob: Hey does anybody want a joint?
Joel: I'm so ashamed.
Clementine: It's okay, you're a little kid.
Mary: Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.
Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
Clementine: You married?
Joel: No.
Clementine: Let's move into this neighborhood.
Joel: I do sorta live with someone though.
Clementine: Male or female?
Joel: What? Female... female.
Clementine: At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree.
Clementine: I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.
Patrick: Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Joel: Wait.
Clementine: ...What?.. What do you want Joel?
Joel: I don't know! I want you wait for just a... a while.
Joel: I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I've never seen you happier, baby Joel.
Carrie: She decided to erase you almost as a lark.
Answer: When the techs are packing up then next morning, the young guy (Kirsten's boyfriend) says something about having to get to the next job. So its safe to assume the erasure takes a good 8 hours to complete normally but Joel kept fighting them so it would have taken a little longer.